A biography for Charlie Sheenhasn’t been written yet.
“You can't beat me. I have the mind of a warlock with adonis DNA. Winning!”
“I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it.”
“I've got volumes on how not to behave. I've got more information now than a guy should have at my age.”
“I have one speed, I have one gear: go!”
“When friends asked me, Can we help? I'd say, Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me off this rock. I used that line from Star Wars.”
“The only thing I'm addicted to is winning. This bootleg cult, arrogantly referred to as Alcoholics Anonymous, reports a 5 percent success rate. My success rate is 100 percent.”
“I have a different constitution. I have a different brain; I have a different heart; I got tiger blood, man.”
“There have to be more important things going on in the world than my past.”
“The paramedic called the press and sold me like a loaf of bread. This was news, and he wanted to be the one to report it.”
“Dad almost died of a heart attack in the middle of making Apocalypse Now, the biggest movie of his life. It doesn't make you want to jump into that business.”
“I'm tired of ignoring that I march to a different beat.”
“I'm bi-winning. I win here, I win there.”
“You either love or you hate. You live in the middle, you get nothing.”
“There was a reason my first substantial role after rehab was to play a maniac whose personal story ended badly. I knew what it was like to go those dark places. I played a guy who died as a result of his abuse.”
“We're going to shoot one Polaroid per show. I'm going to sign this before it even develops because I know that once it develops with my signature on it, it's worth a fortune. I'll make this a work of magic warlock art.”
“I've spent, I think, close to the last decade effortlessly and magically converting your tin cans into pure gold.”
“The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children.”
“Duh! So, we're asking you now, what are some of your favorite lines that this warlock brain produced?”
“The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.”
“I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen.”