Charles Thomson (artist)

“Doodles done by a lobotomised computer.”

“The result of walking round Tate Modern is not an experience of the marvel of creative profundity which gives meaning to life, but more akin to the detritus of a dryly analytical bureaucrat reverting to an infantile stage during an extended breakdown.”

“The Turner should be renamed the B&Q diy prize.”

“It has become an ongoing national joke.”

“Artists who don't paint aren't artists.”