Charles Farrar Browne

“I am not a politician, and my other habits air good.”

“I'm not a politician and my other habits are good.”

“Why is this thus? What is the reason for this thusness?”

“I have already given two cousins to the war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife's brother.”

“They drink with impunity, or anybody who invites them.”

“My wife is one of the best wimin on this Continent, altho' she isn't always gentle as a lamb with mint sauce.”

“Let us all be happy, and live within our means, even if we have to borrow the money to do it with.”