Charles Dudley Warner

“What a man needs in gardening is a cast-iron back, with a hinge in it.”

“The thing generally raised on city land is taxes.”

“I am convinced that the majority of people would be generous from selfish motives, if they had the opportunity.”

“Everybody talks about the weather, but nobody does anything about it.”

“Mud-pies gratify one of our first and best instincts. So long as we are dirty, we are pure.”

“Simplicity is making the journey of this life with just baggage enough.”