Cassandra Danz

“I think the Big Bang theory must have been invented by a man. A woman would have wanted it to take longer and insisted on a commitment.”

“Soap wasn't invented until the Romans, who also invented interesting sex. (Since my editor informs me that a gardening book is not a proper venue for discussions of interesting sex, I will go into this topic in more detail when I write my private memoirs, 'A Petunia Named Desire').”

“She said that the planting of trees, like the education of children, was a gift to the future.”

“That hedge provides almost complete privacy from cars and pedestrians, and I would bet he and his wife do it more than the national average.”