Casey Wilson

“I guess funny people are attracted to funny people, and then you get comedy marriages.”

“I'll take discrimination if it's in my favor!”

“The alternative comedy scene is actually pretty small, I guess.”

“If Damon Wayans is not breaking, it's a miracle. He is so funny that he makes everyone die laughing.”

“I still am not a size two - I don't think I could get there if I wanted to.”

“At my wedding, I was dancing so furiously that I fell hard on my kneecaps. The next morning, my knees were so swollen that I had to get a wheelchair at the airport to go on my honeymoon.”

“I don't love to fail.”

“The woman I'd want to meet the most is Nicole Holofcener. I've loved every single film she's done. I think her films are deeply comedic while being deeply disturbing and dark.”

“My goal is to generate more material for myself.”

“What I think is funny is when people, despite tragic situations, are still hopeful, still trying. It's sweet and sad - and, to me, hilarious.”

“Not everyone is married at 25 and taken care of.”

“I'm getting into all sorts of L.A. things. I go to bikram yoga, I went to an astrologer recently... I'm accepting L.A. for who she is. She's a dark temptress.”

“I love Nene Leakes, of course.”

“On 'Saturday Night Live,' you wear so many hats there. You're the prop person, the actor, you're everything.”

“I've started meditating, but I do have a quick temper.”

“When I was 13, I was in my tent at Girl Scout camp, trying to change out of my bathing suit and talking at the same time. I fell out of the tent in front of everyone with my bathing suit around my ankles. I was humiliated - but no amount of humiliation has ever seemed to stop me.”

“I think the key to working with my husband is that collaboration in comedy is best.”

“I love Dolly Parton, Emmylou Harris and Adele.”

“The down-side of these huge-budget movies is that so many people have a hand in them, sometimes they come out a little more vanilla.”

“I've met architects before, and they're not living the life we see on TV.”