Caroline Rhea

“I was just the youngest in the family, and most in desperate need of attention.”

“I've got big feet, so filling someone else's big shoes doesn't scare me.”

“I remember I was so crabby in my third trimester - I got gestational diabetes because I'd been acting like I was in a one-woman pie-eating contest.”

“זה כל כך קל לשפוט את כולם ומשום מה עודף משקל הוא הדבר היחיד שכולם מרגישים בסדר להתבדח עליו.”

“אני תמיד אוהבת לחשוב שאני עורכת ארוחת ערב, כשאני המארחת והקהל הם האורחים שלי.”

“הייתי הצעירה במשפחה, והכי זקוקה נואשות לתשומת לב.”

“גדלתי במחשבה שאם אני רוצה ללכת להיות ראשת ממשלה, אני יכולה.”

“I'd like a pop-up magazine with 45 articles on Russell Crowe. I'm like a teenager. I'd have 'Teen Beat' if I could, for grown-ups.”

“My daughter is exceptionally chatty. I'm not a braggy mother but she is gifted - with the personality of a Russian gymnastics coach.”

“I'm very impressed by St. Patrick's. Another deity to me is definitely Saks Fifth Avenue. Someone told me that when they go to Vermont, they feel like they're home. I'm that way at Saks.”

“Someone told me that when they go to Vermont, they feel like they're home. I'm that way at Saks.”

“Hello? Three words: Benicio Del Toro, which, incidentally, is Spanish for 'he wants me.' It is just ridiculous how hot he is. I feel the same way about Benicio as I did when I was a kid lusting after David Cassidy.”

“I grew up thinking that if I wanted to go be prime minister, I could.”

“Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date.”

“Sitting next to Olivia Newton-John, I was like, 'Do not sing one song from Grease.' That's all I was telling my brain at all times: 'Do not sing Hopelessly Devoted. Don't do it.'”

“I am conversational - I just like to engage and talk about things.”

“Don't compare yourself with someone else's version of happy or thin. Accepting yourself burns the most calories.”

“I'll be a host for life!”

“I always like to think I'm having a dinner party, and I'm the host, and the audience are my guests.”

“You can't get any braver than going on national television to be weighed.”