Buffy Andrews

“Do you remember the time, Mike,” Jeremy laughed, “that you put a banana down your pants and walked up to the Palma-nator. It looked like you had one hell of a hard-on.”

“I love Edit. He gives me tons of second chances to make things just right between us.”

“I wear the writer pants in the family.”

“Writers see the world differently. Every voice we hear, every face we see, every hand we touch could become story fabric.”

“It’s a great day to write a best-seller.”

“Grammar, you're the pickiest noun I know.”

“As I drove out the wrought iron gates I had entered, I noticed for the first time how intricate and beautiful they were. They were forged by hand so many years ago and had stood the test of time.”

“Three words for a writer: Make me care.”

“Me to Comma: I will never get use to you wanting to butt your way into my sentences -- even if you're right.”