Bryan Fields

“The sad thing about miracles is that they’re unique. They can’t be explained, or shared, or duplicated. And they absolutely cannot be captured and made to perform on demand. If that day ever came, our world would die for lack of wonder.”

“The difference between the quest for the Holy Grail and someone saying ‘bring me a cup’ is the flavor text and the number of stops involved.”

“Riding a Dragon is amazing, exhilarating, and murder on the thighs.”

“When a Dragon, an Elf, and a Human walk into a bar, the Human is always going to be the punch line.”

“Fireball doesn’t need a search warrant.”

“I will never understand why you Humans weren’t designed to recycle your body’s water after filtering waste. It’s just so much more efficient.”