Brian Quinn

“I think, as I get older, I appreciate how great 'Empire Strikes Back is.' You know, because you realize, man, that is a dark movie and it ends on such a dark note.”

“Weddings to me are largely an ego-centric waste of time and money.”

“In terms of our show, there are four different personalities on 'Impractical Jokers.' I'm way darker than the other guys. A lot of stuff I do comes from being a little more of a downer than the other guys.”

“Making a TV show is a lot of work. I actually feel a little duped on this subject. Nowhere in the stories about getting on a television show do you ever hear about how much hard work it is.”

“I love Westerns, and 'Back To The Future III' is one of my favorite movies.”

“You can't beat yourself up over being depressed. Because then you're not only depressed, but you're also beating yourself up about it and only compounding the problem.”

“None of us are really singled out as like, the star of the show, you know what I mean? Nobody's in anybody's shadow.”

“I have a Superman tattoo.”

“People who win Emmys don't fool around.”

“I think the world at large is a Jaden Smith fanatic.”

“I genuinely love the guys and I love working with them. It happens all the time, when we can't actually believe this is our job.”

“When I go to a live show, to me that's work... all those people in that crowd paid money to see us, so that's a big responsibility.”

“I was born in '76, so I vaguely remember seeing 'Empire Strikes Back' in theaters. But I remember just being obsessed with 'Return of the Jedi' and having my parents bring me to see it - at least four times in theaters - and being excited about the Ewoks, and coming home to play with the toy Ewok Village.”

“If you don't have a Yoda impression ready to go, then it's just like, I don't really want to know you.”

“Every Bollywood movie looks like the most fun movie ever made, and if that was all we knew of Indian cinema, it would be enough.”

“I have no use for Valentine's Day, with its limited menu and cramped seating.”

“It's weird, in New York City, we consider anything above Manhattan 'upstate.'”