Brandon DiCamillo

“(Brandon) "I would do anything for corn." (April Margera) "Well I think corn just did something for you."”

“"Have you ever seen a Brazilian zorse?"”

“"See that guy in the corner? He whacks off to pictures of dogs"”

“"Oh it's Parked Terrifically, for PT"”

“"[Brandon farts in Bam's face, and Bam runs away.] What? do you run for fun?"”

“"Well I couldn't just fly there, Ape..."”

“"Lunch special 8.99, kids eat free.......shit."”

“"Well that wraps up another episode, let me tell ya, balls are good and eels are delicious and I'm sitting here with two hot ass bitches, I'll see ya next week if my name is Norm."”

“"Sir Henry you haven't been asked a question for a while. And I'm not going to ask you one."”

“"Ralph could you please sit down and behave yourself or we are going to have to throw you out. As a matter of fact Ralph can you leave right now?....Ok sit down."”

“Lynyrd Skynyrd ain't the only one with a sweet home... Alabama.”

“I will better the film, [Honking car horn] For the good, [Honking car horn] Of the film.”

“I'm gonna get to the bottom of this, and I don't give a fuck if you're at the top!”

“My name's Scott Bradford. I'm 19, gonna be 20 in, like, December. [metal clanging]”

“The most important element of breaking into a house is a flashlight, a flashlight will keep ya' on target. You don't wanna be stumblin' around, and it will make it a lot crista-crystal-cleaner and crystal-like Saran wrap you S.O What?, and I'll never tell you a lie 'cause we're gonna get you through this successfully and you wanna have all the stuff were givin' ya now.”