Bobcat Goldthwait

“I'm always wondering, if Bigfoot's not real, then why does this creature show up in all these different cultures? I'm always fascinated by that kind of stuff.”

“I would love to make a horror picture!”

“I think I hang out with some pretty witty people, but we're never that funny.”

“I do live a very Hugh Beaumont existence. I'm up every morning, taking my kids to school and all that, which obviously does interest me. But then it's taking meetings with goofballs and auditioning for crap, and then I spend a lot of time on the road.”

“I actually really like being in the woods.”

“I don't read or watch anything that has to do with Lindsay Lohan.”

“In the rock n' roll world, I'm someone who's responsible and levelheaded.”

“I think, like, in real life, I'm actually quiet, and I mumble a lot. But that's not very lucrative.”

“Michael Moore got booed at the Oscars, so how liberal is Hollywood? Honestly, it's not liberal enough for me!”

“I started doing comedy when I was a teenager with Tom Kenny, who is the voice of SpongeBob. I don't want to name drop, but, I've known him since I was 6.”

“I like movies that don't fit in a category. Like, 'Get Out' - that was one of my favorite movies in a long time, and what is that?”

“Obviously I don't hate America. I do believe that we are becoming - and I can only judge it by my lifetime, 'cause I don't know what it was like in the 1800s - but it just seems that as a nation, we are becoming really, really nasty, and not concerned with any kind of truth.”

“I was in this hamster wheel of being famous for being famous, much like a reality star. You would put me on a talkshow, I would say outrageous things. I was just perpetuating myself as a celebrity, and I found that really empty.”

“I really like 'Disaster Artist.'”

“I was really big in the '80s.”

“I really like and admire Michael Moore.”

“I started out making fun of comedy. Then I became the thing I was making fun of.”

“All I do is I have this insulated life with my wife and my daughter and a couple of friends who I try to see, but it doesn't even happen.”

“I'm fully aware of people's perception of me, so when I start taking myself too seriously, I have to remember that, to them, I'm just the guy from 'Police Academy.'”

“Occasionally I'll have a slip, and I might watch 'RuPaul's Drag Race' or something. But for the most part, I am out on the reality shows.”