Bobby Heenan

“I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.”

“I would like to do commercials, or even work for WWE if they called me. I wouldn't want to go back on the air or manage again, but I would like to be a spokesperson and do stuff like that.”

“Thank you for 40 years in this industry, because I loved it.”

“There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.”

“Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.”

“North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?”

“I'd love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job.”

“I was so nervous on the night of my honeymoon, I put my pants to bed, and I hung over a chair.”

“The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it.”

“I insulted people. I had to - they deserved it. They didn't have any talent. They stunk. They were horrible! But it made it for a fun show.”

“You can win, it'll just cost you some money.”

“It's a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.”

“There's only two kinds of music I don't like... Country and Western.”

“I was 10 years old, and I went to the Marigold Arena in Chicago, and I was hooked, just like that.”

“If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.”

“There's the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.”

“Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.”

“WCW wasn't what I thought it should be. I thought it could be better. I would make suggestions, but nobody would want to hear them. They think you want their job. Please. It would be easier doing their job because they're used to doing nothing.”

“I think women's wrestling has had a hard time because of GLOW. When GLOW came out, it looked like somebody was ripping off the male industry. Everybody made fun of it. WOW is a great product. It's produced right. It's got a little story line, and it's got good-looking girls who can work and can talk.”

“I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me.”