Billy Mays

“It's important for me to sell a product that works.”

“I don't take on a product unless I believe in it. I use everything that I sell.”

“It's a funny business. I kind of compare it to baseball. I'm always looking for a home run.”

“One of the things that we hope to do with 'Pitchmen' is to give people an appreciation of what we do.”

“Just had a close call landing in Tampa. The tires blew out upon landing.”

“I love beautiful wood.”

“Stuck in the plane on the runway. You can always count on US Air.”

“My voice, my likeness is my livelihood. That's it. I keep it simple. I pick good products.”

“I'm a pitchman, my business comes from the pitch, nothing else.”

“The best things in life are free - and $19.95.”

“Long live your laundry!”

“The infomercial business has been good to me.”

“Before you throw it away, let Mighty Mendit save the day.”

“Life's a pitch, then you buy.”

“You know what, rip me off once, shame on me. But twice? I'm coming after you and taking back what's mine.”

“I've done well for myself.”

“When I'm up against a wall, that's when Billy Mays performs best.”

“Hi, Billy Mays here for...”

“I enjoy what I do. I think it shows.”

“Broken! Busted! Everybody has something to repair. Before buying new, let Mighty Putty fix it for you.”