Bill Vaughan

“By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.”

“A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm.”

“Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.”

“Muscles come and go; flab lasts.”

“Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.”