Berkeley Breathed

“If nothing is serious anymore, then there's nothing to satirize.”

“And that's why any of my picture books exist: They all seem to be built backwards from a simple, emotionally optimistic story beat.”

“Keep in mind that in 1985, I had a potential readership of over 50 million Americans. At that time, a good portion of those were under 30.”

“I drew the last image ever of Opus at midnight while Puccini was playing and I got rather stupid. Thirty years. A bit like saying goodbye to a child - which is ironic because I was never, never sentimental about him as many of his fans were.”

“'Harry Potter' shouldn't be children's first experience with suspense and plot turns.”

“Negative humor is forgotten immediately. It's the stuff that makes us feel better about our lives that lives long. Much more satisfying. Enter children's books.”

“Such is the nature of comic strips. Once established, their half-life is usually more than nuclear waste. Typically, the end result is lazy, rich cartoonists.”

“I will go to my grave in a state of abject endless fascination that we all have the capacity to become emotionally involved with a personality that doesn't exist.”

“That's the conundrum of cartoon stripping, as opposed to political cartoons. When your anger is the driving force of your drawing hand, failure follows. The anger is OK, but it has to serve the interests of the heart, frankly.”

“I happen to think nearly everybody - especially those one might find in the odd issue of 'People' magazine, including me - is frightfully boring, Especially me. And Tom Cruise. Tom and I are alike in only this way.”

“Some of us find our lives abridged even before the paperback comes out.”

“Bloom County was set in a tidy, rural environment probably because of Harper Lee's 'To Kill a Mockingbird.'”

“I grew up in Los Angeles and always wished I'd spent a childhood in a far different place.”

“The comic page is dying; I didn't want to go with it.”

“Despite what they tell you, there are simply no moral absolutes in a complex world.”

“I'll confess right here that I secretly wish I'd have drawn a strip about a little boy with a fake tiger, going for adventures throughout the universe in spaceships of his imagination.”

“I knew 'Mars Needs Moms! ' would be a movie seconds after the title came to mind. Similarly, I also knew that my daughter would be calling me a dork as a default term of endearment eventually.”

“If I could have drawn a cat yelling for lasagna every day for 15 years and have them pay me $30 million to do so, I would have.”

“Cartooning is about deconstruction: you gotta tear something down to make a joke.”

“It's never too late to have a happy childhood.”