Ben Hecht

“In Hollywood, a starlet is the name for any woman under thirty who is not actively employed in a brothel.”

“Out of the thousand writers huffing and puffing through movieland, there are scarcely fifty men and women of wit and talent... Yet, in a curious way, there is not much difference between the product of a good writer and a bad one. They both have to toe the same mark.”

“Time is a circus, always packing up and moving away.”

“What better is there to sigh for than happiness, yesterday's or tomorrow's.”

“Chicago is a sort of journalistic Yellowstone Park, offering haven to a last herd of fantastic bravos.”

“There are millions of Americans who belong by nature in movie theaters as they belong at political rallies or in fortuneteller parlors and on the shoot-the-chutes. To these millions, the movies are a sort of boon - a gaudier version of religion.”

“The rule in the art world is: you cater to the masses or you kowtow to the elite; you can't have both.”

“I know that a man who shows me his wealth is like the beggar who shows me his poverty; they are both looking for alms from me, the rich man for the alms of my envy, the poor man for the alms of my guilt.”

“Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the time by watching the second hand of a clock.”

“Prejudice is a raft onto which the shipwrecked mind clambers and paddles to safety.”

“I have lived in other cities but been inside of only one. I once wore all the windows of Chicago and all its doorways on a key ring. Salons, mansions, alleys, courtrooms, depots, factories, hotels, police cells, the lake front, the rooftops and the sidewalks were my haberdashery.”

“I'm a Hollywood writer, so I put on my sports jacket and take off my brain.”

“I have written a raucous valentine to a poet's dream and agony.”

“In moderating, not satisfying desires, lies peace.”

“Of the 60 movies I wrote, more than half were written in two weeks or less.”

“In pre-movie days, the business of peddling lies about life was spotty and unorganized. It was carried on by the cheaper magazines, dime novels, the hinterland preachers and whooping politicians.”

“Producers are men who will keep their heads in the noisy presence of writers and directors and not be carried away by art in any of its subversive guises. Their task is to guard against the unusual. They are the trusted loyalists of cliche.”

“I discovered early in my movie work that a movie is never any better than the stupidest man connected with it. There are times when this distinction may be given to the writer or director. Most often it belongs to the producer.”

“Kindness, tolerance, integrity, modesty, generosity - these are attributes that events permit us. They are our holiday moods, and we are as proud of them as of the fine clothes we have hung away to wear on occasions.”

“Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat.”