Barry Goldwater

“I think any man in business would be foolish to fool around with his secretary. If it's somebody else's secretary, fine.”

“American business has just forgotten the importance of selling.”

“You don't need to be straight to fight and die for your country. You just need to shoot straight.”

“I wouldn't trust Nixon from here to that phone.”

“I will offer a choice, not an echo.”

“Extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice. And moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue.”

“Nixon was the most dishonest individual I have ever met in my life. He lied to his wife, his family, his friends, his colleagues in the Congress, lifetime members of his own political party, the American people and the world.”

“To disagree, one doesn't have to be disagreeable.”

“You don't have to be straight to be in the military; you just have to be able to shoot straight.”

“I think every good Christian ought to kick Falwell right in the ass.”

“It's a great country, where anybody can grow up to be president... except me.”

“You've got to forget about this civilian. Whenever you drop bombs, you're going to hit civilians.”

“If everybody in this town connected with politics had to leave town because of chasing women and drinking, you would have no government.”

“The income tax created more criminals than any other single act of government.”

“I won't say that the papers misquote me, but I sometimes wonder where Christianity would be today if some of those reporters had been Matthew, Mark, Luke and John.”

“The only summit meeting that can succeed is the one that does not take place.”

“When I'm not a politician, I'll be dead.”

“I would remind you that extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice! And let me remind you also that moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue.”

“I could have ended the war in a month. I could have made North Vietnam look like a mud puddle.”

“Hubert Humphrey talks so fast that listening to him is like trying to read Playboy magazine with your wife turning the pages.”