A biography for Bam Margerahasn’t been written yet.
“I got addicted to Tetris, playing it in my basement, I was missing all these airplane flights over it. After the fourth one that I missed, I realized I needed to get rid of this thing - so ever since then, I don't play video games any more.”
“It's kinda all about image.”
“One time my mom tried to ground me, but that lasted 15 minutes.”
“The way that I look at it is that, when we film for eight months straight for a new 'Jackass' movie, I know that I'm going to wind up with at least two broken bones. I don't know when it's going to happen, but you can't contemplate how you're going to fall and what's going to happen.”
“Actually, I've always wanted to be a professional skateboarder ever since I was about six.”
“When you're drunk, you always think you're not. If you even drink at all don't get behind the wheel.”
“I'm Bam Margera. And I feel like kicking my dad's butt all day today.”
“I'd say mostly I paint hot chicks.”
“I like geography. I could tell you the capital of any country you want.”
“I want to make my own movie.”
“These trees and these old people have one thing in common, they're both going in the ground soon!”
“I'm a regular at a hospital in Pennsylvania. The Riddle Hospital in Media, Pennsylvania.”
“Sometimes when you're with somebody, and all their stuff is at your house, it's so hard to break up with them. You don't know what they're going to wreck and destroy.”
“Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there's plenty of ways to do that.”
“Skateboarding teaches you how to take a fall properly. If you try to kickflip down some stairs, it might take you thirty tries - and you just learn how to take a tumble out of it without getting hurt.”
“I quit high school the first day of 10th grade because I felt like I was wasting time.”
“I've been doing pranks my whole life, so I guess I'm pretty good at it.”
“My uncle is so funny - Don Vito. He was always fat with the craziest voice. Dude, he barely speaks English; it's just full-blown jibber-jabber. It's so funny to watch on TV because you really need subtitles because you can't understand him.”
“I don't like Paris so much.”
“I'm on a lot of airplanes, so I just sip on red wine thinking of stupid ideas and, when I think of it, I wanna make it happen.”