Ashton Kutcher

“I have someone that cooks for me... that's the best thing ever. I just want to show up and I want my house to be like a hotel... so I want to have a couple of options... I like to have a couple of options.”

“I think we've all been in the middle of doing something we cared about, when someone coming in the room and saying 'hello' was annoying. I personally can understand that, as someone who tries to create.”

“What I've become good at is bringing things that aren't necessarily mainstream to the mainstream.”

“I'm not a follower of this or that religious leader. More wars are started because of religious leaders, and people are following and they don't know why... That is religiosity. That is what turns people into robots.”

“As marriage goes, I think most people sort of set being - you know getting married as the goal as opposed to being married.”

“The power of a handwritten letter is greater than ever. It's personal and deliberate and means more than an e-mail or text ever will. It has a unique scent. It requires deciphering. But, most important, it's flawed.”

“I don't think I'm a funny person in general. I have had to learn comedy.”

“There is some argument about who actually invented text messaging, but I think it's safe to say it was a man. Multiple studies have shown that the average man uses about half as many words per day as women, thus text messaging. It eliminates hellos and goodbyes and cuts right to the chase.”

“If Facebook gets your entire social graph, you don't necessarily want to share everything with your entire social graph. You might wanna parse that social graph. So there's a company called PASS that is a private social network that I personally use for my friends and my family.”

“After 'Punk'd,' my company Katalyst did a deal with AOL to produce short-form content for the Web. At that time it was a different game. If you got front-page coverage on any popular website, you could probably get a push.”

“I'm a guy's guy. I don't comb my hair unless I have to, and I don't use lotions or fancy shampoos.”

“I really think that you have to find a partner that compliments you and is somebody that pushes you and is better at some things than you are, so they can push you to improve yourself as a person. That's my take.”

“I certainly don't think I'm deserving of taking up space forever as a human. There's a whole generation of people yet to be born that are going to be so much more evolved than I am. I don't want to take up space. They're going to be better equipped to make the world a better place than I am.”

“We all have that desire for something special, something committed. We all want to be The One.”

“Entertainment, really, is a dying industry.”

“I feel like a fraud... My name is not even actually Ashton. Ashton is my middle name.”

“You know, photo conversations are replacing verbal conversations. I don't know if that's a bad thing. A photo is worth a thousand words.”

“I didn't come from the worst of situations, and I didn't come into the best of situations. But I've appreciated the best situations. And I've made the best of the worst situations. I'm lucky to be where I am.”

“The reality is that we communicate with every part of our being, and there are times when we must use it all. When someone needs us, he or she needs all of us. There's no text that can replace a loving touch when someone we love is hurting.”

“I can't grow a mustache. It's pretty sad if I attempt to.”