Arden Myrin

“A lot of men are competitive about being funny.”

“I like the seamy underbelly of things.”

“My sweet tooth was so bad, it was rotten. So I had to have it pulled. For me, with sugar, it's all or nothing. So I had to cut it out.”

“My big dream has always been to write and create my own things.”

“I never had a Plan B.”

“I love bolos levedos. I literally can't have a bag of them in my house because I'll eat them all in an hour.”

“I'm into real food, and that includes real butter.”

“I think you need a little fat in your diet.”

“As a character actor, you go out for all different kinds of things.”

“I don't need to be on the cover of 'Maxim.' But I want to feel good, and I do.”

“I grew up in this tiny town in Rhode Island, and we didn't have cable. We had three TV stations, and one of them would play old movies. That's what I would watch, and I always wanted to be, like, Myrna Loy in 'The Thin Man.'”