Andy Dick

“Guilt is a weird thing to me. I don't have a lot of it.”

“I laugh when I see people in pain. Sometimes I think it is a defense mechanism from childhood, where you're in so much pain you have to laugh. It is a survival mechanism.”

“There are atheists and Christians, and there are people in both groups who are a little too heavy-handed.”

“I have a spiritual advisor I call up, when I just feel lost. Lately, I've been talking to God. I developed this dialogue in rehab, this dialogue with God, and every day I talk to God.”

“My parents just neglected me, I wasn't abused or anything.”

“I've always been with God, even in my darkest hour. That is why I say I am alive. I mean, I should have died a number of times.”

“I'm really ultra-affected by things, I feel things deeper, and I cry at the drop of a hat, and offended and sensitive and I'm almost paranoid very easily, and that's who I am.”

“I was a bad boy as a child.”

“People love to hate. I have a love-hate relationship with the world. The world loves to hate me.”

“I grew up Presbyterian, just a basic Protestant upbringing. There were years in my life when I would go to church every Sunday and to Sunday school. Then I just phased out of it.”

“I guess I'm odd-looking. I'm skinny. But I'm not only skinny - I'm oddly shaped.”

“When I was a kid, I was afraid of other kids.”

“I love being recognized. I love talking with - can I say 'fans'?”

“Straight people say, 'You know you're just gay,' and gay people say, 'You know you're just gay.' There is such a thing as bisexual!”

“I had no blood relatives till I made some.”

“There are all kinds of addictions, and I've got every single one. If you set me in front of anything, I will do it until I ram it into the ground and it's done working for me.”

“In terms of being vulgar, I don't think you need to be violent unless it's slapstick, violence to yourself. That can be funny - we've all tripped and fallen on our faces.”

“You cannot be this successful without having God on your side.”

“The Internet is a great place to find unconventional comedy that you can't find anywhere else.”

“I say, 'I'm bi, my love knows no gender,' and the straight community says, 'Oh right, that's just a cover-up - you're gay!' And the gay community says, 'Yeah right, that's just a cover-up - you're gay.' They both want to push me gay.”