Andrew Schulz

“A joke is just a paintbrush. It takes someone funny to paint something beautiful.”

“I've done the Hoboken Comedy Festival. It's cool.”

“I always loved comedy. I loved making people laugh.”

“Every show that I have been blessed to do I just get fun out of it like 'Girl Code/Guy Code'.”

“MTV rarely hires established talent. They groom nobodies that they believe in into somebodies.”

“I guess what I find interesting is city folk are the least capable of survival of any human being.”

“I remember listening to Eddie Murphy's Delirious on cassette tape - you might have to explain what that is to your younger demographic - with my father. I wanted to make people laugh that hard.”

“I didn't want to perform comedy. I always loved humor. Loved making people laugh. I was a big stand up fan, but it wasn't until I was managing a restaurant that had a comedy night and one of the producers asked me to go on stage that I wanted to do it.”

“I like to be very involved in any project that I am doing.”

“Sharing cabs with strangers is weird.”

“I would want like Leonardo Dicaprio's dirt, because he doesn't have any out there. We never see any bad press about him.”