Andrew Lawrence

“Comics are cool. I read 'Batman' and 'Spawn'.”

“Memorizing lines isn't really hard. Only with really hard words and stuff.”

“I'm an athlete, but I'm not a runner. I'm 5-foot-8 and stocky - not exactly a runner's type.”

“I get frustrated by the fact that comics go on stage with some kind of agenda beyond comedy - I'm not sure it should be about that.”

“I suppose I'm going on stage and making jokes about the fact that the audience are expecting the show to be about something and that they might learn something.”

“I get embarrassed by people. It's really awkward for me to have a chat with people who have been to see a gig.”