Andrew Dice Clay

“I'm a Brooklyn guy onstage, and I try to really feed my fans with the kind of material they expect from me.”

“I want to be able to make people laugh as hard as they possibly can, and I really think they need that.”

“I do whatever I do. I go to the club. I work on material. While other people are sleeping, I'm awake. I always liked that. I like being able to drive when there's no traffic. It's almost like you own the street at night.”

“I certainly don't walk around my home or being with my family and just using profane language all the time, but on stage, it's a constant.”

“I've been getting in trouble my whole life and I really don't care what anybody thinks of what I do on stage as a comic.”

“I just like to make people laugh.”

“I like when something makes you think after you stop watching.”

“I lived in Beverly Hills for years. I always had a line, 'I hate the rich.' From what I witnessed after living there for 15 years, these people just don't raise their kids. I used to see the lineup of cars in front of the schools and it was all the nannies.”