Alex Shvartsman

“There is no such thing as a young wizard.”

“Whoever coined the cliché about customers always being right clearly did not spend any time working behind the counter.”

““This is really hard to accept at sixteen, but dads are often right,” said the older man.”

“He wasn’t out to cheat the universe of its plan for some sort of personal gain; he was trying to save his wife. There aren’t a lot of things in life powerful enough to cause a man of faith to go against what he saw as the wishes of his creator, but love certainly qualifies.”

“We don’t pay attention to the news, since we’re busy helping people, doing stuff that’s actually important.”

“You can’t falsify mastery, but novelty is easy to fake.”

“I don’t like venturing into Manhattan. It is the capital of Weird in the New World.”

“I pulled out a revolver loaded with silver bullets doused in holy water. Cliché, I know, but in my experience only the most effective solutions get to become clichés in the first place.”

“Expecting too much and complaining regardless of outcome is the prerogative of family.”