Alex Bosworth

“I've seen enough family photos in enough homes to know that the term 'suitable for framing' should have a stricter definition.”

“One day, back when I working at a video store, a woman accompanied by her two small sons walked up the counter with a tape box displaying a man slicing off someone’s head with a chainsaw. “Does this have any sex in it?” she asked. In my mind, it was like I was narrating a nature documentary on humans. “Watch as the American mother protects her young ones from dangerous influences.”

“I stared out at the waves. "Why am I here?" I thought. Finally it came to me. But it was too late. I was a terrible lifeguard.”

“Whatever I haven’t accomplished biologically obviously wasn't all that imperative.”

“Sure, I'd like a child of my own. I'd also like a laser pistol, that doesn't mean someone should give me one.”

“My parents would not permit ugly language in the house, which was okay with me. I didn't want to learn German anyway.”

“Lately, I've become sort of a fatalist. Well, that was bound to happen.”

“There are many ways to roll with the punches. Still, it’s probably best to avoid people who punch you.”

“It’s not easy balancing a career, a family and a healthy outlook on life, which is why I don’t.”