Alan Jay Lerner

“Back home everyone said I didn't have any talent. They might be saying the same thing here but it sounds better in French.”

“With a little bit of luck, you'll never work!”

“An Englishman's way of speaking absolutely classifies him.”

“A schedule so tight that it would only work if I didn't sleep on Monday nights.”

“You write a hit the same way you write a flop.”

“It's not a pretty face, I grant you. But underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.”

“Coughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism.”

“Why can't a woman be more like a man?”

“Men die but an idea does not.”