Ahmed Mostafa

“You're a shit cake with cum for whipped cream and dynamite for candles.”

“I seem to be torn between 'I wish we'd met earlier' and 'I wish we'd never met'.”

“May you find what you are looking for and realize it is not the answer.”

“Oh, am I glad to know that after all these years it still is hard trying to unlove someone; if there's such a thing...”

“If one is sick, one is usually the last person to know.”

“I'd like to believe that my kiss has made you see me in a whole different light.”

“Here's to love at first sight, and here's to getting over it the moment you blink.”

“Once upon a time, I wish I had sneezed. The end.”

“At first, I was lost in you, but now you're lost on me.”

“No one answer is ever the answer.”

“I gradually fell from grace; alas, you dove in headfirst!”

“I looked into your eyes and was captivated by the chaos that ran through you. I wish you hadn't said all the things I wanted to hear!”

“Without purpose, we're zombies aimlessly roaming the earth.”

“I think that before and after we kissed are two different timelines.”

“Why don't I just go against all reason, ignore past experiences and fall in love with you?”

“Handling a woman is an art that no one masters.”

“I have to convince myself every night that I love you before I go to sleep lest I wake up empty.”

“Thank you for undusting my true colors; or color: black... Oh, how I missed the darkness!”

“Don't be afraid! Hold my hand and let's jump off that cliff together.”

“Religion springs from man's feeling of inferiority.”