Abria Mattina

“I underestimated your laziness.” “It’s pronounced intelligence, Kirk.”

“I’m going to kill you, you know.”

“I solved world hunger.” “Yeah, right.” “Oh, ye of little faith.” “You realize that solving world hunger would mean you’d be doing something good for a change?” “Ah, but there’s the kicker: I destroyed my solutions.” He finally looks away from the window and gives me this cocky smirk. “Malevolence 101, Kirk.”

“You know, you’re kind of a badass.” “Please, if I had balls they’d be bigger than yours.”

“You have a certain charm, believe it or not. That, and you feed me.”

“Why am I surrounded by sluts and morons?”